Holiday Fun!

Submitted by Scott Garmin "Here are my top ten Q&A-style Christmas jokes":

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

Q: How do you know Santa is a man?
A: No woman would wear the same outfit every year!

Q: What's the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents?
A: Silent Night!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Laughter is an Instant Vacation

Submitted by simple truths.com

If you're feeling a bit bland on a rainy day, watch this video of fun and funny sayings set to music that reminds me of Jamaica!

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Wrong E-mail Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read :

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.

I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!